Lisa thought it was time I update my author photo to something that wasn't over a decade out of date. (For those of you who don't know, Lisa is my better half. All the important, smart, brave, and beautiful bits of the Listopher tandem.) So... my author pic is only several years old now, predating my LASIK surgery and several dozen haircuts.
Also I demand that you never look at it.
Any questions?
Not much has happened since last we didn't talk. Oh... except WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND A BOOK ON THE SHELF AT HIS LOCAL LIBRARY? THIS GUY.
